ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via subtle-sarcasm)

posted 2 days ago (originally from ianthe)
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#TRUE #SO TRUE #hilarious shit

snowwantsyou:

kahterinepierce:

but if greece wins

who pays for eurovision next year?????

that would be germany

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posted 6 days ago (originally from kahterinepierce)
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#true #esc

afeelingdeepinyoursoul:

Note to self: never watch anything on NBC again no matter how great it looks because it WILL get cancelled prematurely

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posted 1 week ago (originally from afeelingdeepinyoursoul)
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#true

hanksypanky:

gillany:

that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???

#be an asshole from the get-go #it’s how you weed out the weak ones

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posted 8 months ago (originally from previouslygillany)
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#true #GPOY

"Being a republican in Hollywood is like being a Chick-fil-A sandwich on the snack table at ‘Glee’."
— Jimmy Kimmel, hosting the Emmys (via popculturebrain)

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posted 8 months ago (originally from popculturebrain)
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#true #jimmy kimmel #politics

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posted 8 months ago (originally from you-are-dead-bitch-deactivated2)
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#true #hilarious shit

darvillers:

#this is basically their relationship summarized #the Doctor’s saying something ridiculous like look at dat cowboy hat amy cowboy hats are cool i’m so cool let’s go buy some bunkbeds  #and amy’s just like oh god how does this ridiculous girrafe thing travel on his own what if he trips on something and falls into a black hole he’s basically just a baby in a tweed coat #and Rory’s just like wat

(via mightyheroes)

posted 8 months ago (originally from hijackings-deactivated20130226)
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#true #doctor who

pantyfire:

Rave reviews of JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT’s performance in The DARK KNIGHT RISES:

(Note: THESE DO NOT CONTAIN SPOILERS, but many of the full reviews that I’ve linked do contain spoilers for the film.)


Manarchy Magazine

Last, and certainly not least, is fellow Inception-alumnus Joseph Gordon-Levitt. To say anything specific about his role is to give away integral parts of the movie. Suffice to say, he is by far the best supporting character of any of the three Nolan Batman films, eclipsing that of the venerable Michael Caine as Alfred Pennyworth.
IGN
As Blake, Gordon-Levitt is earnest without being bland
Herald Sun
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is equally impressive as an idealistic young cop on the rise
MSN.COM
Gordon-Levitt is perfectly understated as the principled everyman who rises to the occasion without fuss or showmanship. If Nolan’s Inception pushed Gordon-Levitt towards the leading-man A-list, this could be the final nudge he needs.
Rolling Stone
…idealistic young cop John Blake (a sensationally good Joseph Gordon- Levitt)
Huffington Post
Joseph Gordon-Levitt adds a youthful presence as John Blake, an up-and-coming member of the police force who inspires Bruce to revisit his own childhood as an orphan. Gordon-Levitt as solid as always
Screen Daily
Gordon-Levitt first worked with Nolan on Inception, and he’s such a likeable, empathetic presence that one feels John’s vulnerability as he tries to live up to the image of goodness
Awards Circuit
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is superb as a decent young cop devoted to right, not unlike Gordon in his youth
ABC News
Gordon-Levitt is every bit the actor Christian Bale is and seeing him and Bale go toe-to-toe is thrilling, if you’re into that great acting sort of thing.
Badass Digest
Runner up for MVP is Joseph Gordon-Levitt. John Blake is a do-gooder cop whose personal journey is the most dramatically interesting thing in the film. Levitt takes Blake from rookie to hero
GQ UK
5. Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a very good day at the office as John Blake. He makes such a good action hero: the lone cop who believes in the discredited Lt Gordon that you start to believe he would make a better alternative to the costume clad Wayne. Whether it be attempting to save a bus full of orphans (yes, this is a comic book adaptation) or running through a hospital with a shotgun, Gordon-Levitt hasn’t looked this good since Inception.
Scotsman
Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s virtuous rookie cop is the stand-out
The Wrap
Gordon-Levitt takes what could have been a flatly earnest flatfoot and imbues him with a real sense of purpose and passion
EW
…the character who lingers longest in memory is an average Gotham City cop named John Blake, wonderfully played with human-scale clarity by Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Reel Views
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a welcome addition, proving that it is possible to inject new blood into an established mythology
Mercury News
Joseph Gordon-Levitt gives a wonderful performance as young police officer John Blake, who plays a big role in the film.
Faster Times
the most promising of these is Joseph Gordon-Levitt, as a clever beat cop, looking good and growing into the movie
City Weekly
Gordon-Levitt brings a relatable human touch.
Screen Crush
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is a surprisingly convincing badass as John Blake … JGL is as good here as he’s been in anything he’s ever done. He’s one of the finest true young movie stars we’ve got right now.
LA Times
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who brings welcome texture to the role of the idealistic Gotham cop John Blake
Miami.COM
For all its pomp and grandeur, though, The Dark Knight Rises is practically stolen outright by Joseph Gordon-Levitt as John Blake
Hollywood
Gordon-Levitt gives additional oomph to his detective-with-a-heart-of-gold,
JOBLO
Thankfully, the rest of the cast is equally impressive including Joseph Gordon-Levitt as an idealistic police officer who sees past the corruption that surrounds him
USA Today
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is affably noble as dedicated police detective John Blake
Salon
and the reliably terrific Joseph Gordon-Levitt as an idealistic young cop
Cinemablend
Joseph Gordon-Levitt, who plays Gotham Police Officer John Blake, continues to establish himself as one of the best young actors in Hollywood. Though we are only introduced to Blake for the first time in this movie, Gordon-Levitt infuses him with a strength and richness of character that makes us feel like he has been in the series the entire time
Blu-Ray.COM
Also triumphant is Gordon-Levitt as Blake
Newsarama
But he’s a worthy addition to Nolan’s world and Gordon-Levitt continues to mature as a movie star. The once long-haired adolescent from 3rd Rock from the Sun continues to announce himself as a major Hollywood presence.
Hero Complex
For those of us who followed Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s career from “3rd Rock From the Sun,” there’s no doubt that he has come into his own.

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posted 10 months ago (originally from pantyfire)
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#true #by far the best part of the movie #joseph gordon-levitt #batman

samw-pmarleau:

“Don’t eat raw cookie dough” is the food equivalent to “Please read the Terms and Conditions.”

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posted 10 months ago (originally from samw-pmarleau)
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#hilarious shit #true

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daleksofbakerstreet:

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posted 11 months ago (originally from levicastiel)
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#true #tumblrstuff